Norman Bilberry (81) is a retired gardener and is lord of all he surveys from his terraced house on Hamilton Street, which isn't much as he is partially sighted.

Sylvia Whipple, Marchioness of Tyldesley, and her daughter, the honourable Jasmine Whipple.

Sylvia Whipple (40) and Jasmine (19) both work in a chip shop on Elliot Street.

Roderick Fullbag, Viscount of Astley.

Roderick (39) has never visited Astley in his life and lives in a flat in Atherton's Oxford Road. He is an unemployed astronaut.

Lady Louisa Curlicrew of Hag Fold.

Louisa (37) is a mobile hairdresser and part-time neurologist. She lives with her ten children in Everest Road and spends most of her spare time playing darts in the Spinners Arms.